today’s match featured a staunch german-led defense, a headed goal from an extremely delicate delivery, a thumping counterattack, a cavalcade of step-overs and feints, a fireman’s birthday score, a brutish tackle or two with a robust exchange of differing opinions, accompanied by the usual number of drops, goofs, goobers, screams, shouts and sighs. total spectator attendance was 4, augmented by one miniature pincher.